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NIEC 2 MEET U MR. BRESIDENT!!!

NIEC 2 MEET U MR. BRESIDENT!!!

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just trying to make a living in this economy. BECAUSE DID YOU FUCKING SEE THOSE PRICES FOR CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP. I CAN BUY A FREAKING CORVET FOR THAT MONEY HECK I COULD BUY ALASKA WITH THE SAME PAYMENT FOR ONE FREAKING CAN OF CHICKEN NOODLE SOUPĀ 

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you’ll die of laughter

you’ll die of laughter

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my whole class freaks out when i take a selfie. like wtf guys its just a very hot teenager who’s gonna get 3 notes on a selfie and conquer the world when he’s 30 so stop freaking out

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remember that scene in star wars where yoda confronts Luke about having a small dickĀ